FACE/ASS towel

€49.00

Finally, a towel that solves one of humanity’s most awkward problems:

Which end of this towel did I use to dry my ass last time?

With the FACE–ASS towel, there is no guessing.

One end is for your face.
The other end is for your ass.

A simple system. So simple you can understand it even immediately after a shower.

Stylish, practical and, most importantly, hygienically idiot-proof.

Perfect for home, the sauna, the gym — or as a gift for anyone who has both a face and an ass.

FACE. ASS. No more confusion. Shipped in the US.

Finally, a towel that solves one of humanity’s most awkward problems:

Which end of this towel did I use to dry my ass last time?

With the FACE–ASS towel, there is no guessing.

One end is for your face.
The other end is for your ass.

A simple system. So simple you can understand it even immediately after a shower.

Stylish, practical and, most importantly, hygienically idiot-proof.

Perfect for home, the sauna, the gym — or as a gift for anyone who has both a face and an ass.

FACE. ASS. No more confusion. Shipped in the US.